This is me, packed for a business trip. I pack exactly enough. EXACTLY enough. I’m getting good at that and it’s a little sad.
No makeup in the luggage (there’s no point). It just takes up space. No contact lenses because I lost the last one in a toilet incident and I don’t have an appointment until the weekend. My glasses don’t stay on my nose and that makes me anxious. What if I have to run from kidnappers? The glasses will surely slow me down. At least I am wearing running shoes. Continue reading Random thoughts while traveling: Nor(fick)
Business trips for me never leave enough time to explore the city. I may go to some really fun places like Orlando or Vegas but usually only see the inside of a conference room. And then it’s back on the plane and back to the insanity I left behind at the office. Continue reading I ate my way through San Diego
So, this is a short, vulgar post. I’m sorry, Mommy. I hope you believe me when I say that, as a 30-something-year-old, respectful child of yours, I have never spoken the following curse out loud. Continue reading How to swear around the world